Dark Princess

“He sits on the edge of the couch, his hair damp and ruffled in every direction. I turn the page and unfortunately a lurid diagram of an erect penis glares up at me. “I am trying to be a bit more normal.” He looks at the page. “How’s it working out so far?” “I’m glad this isn’t a pop-up book.”
― Sally Thorne, The Hating Game

“At least we knew that all women had something to offer, regardless of how oddly shaped the package might be. There was always something. Always.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Matchmaker's Playbook

“Next crisis, I'll be sure to invent a creative, lifesaving solution in two minutes while simultaneously stroking your ego so you won't feel overly threatened by a woman doing your job for you.”
― Gwendolyn Clare, Ink, Iron, and Glass

“(Gareth)
"I am not certain what you hoped to accomplish, madam, but one thing is clear. No one who views this sheet will believe for one moment that I made love to a virgin last night."

(Clare)
"And just what will they think, sir?"

(Gareth)
"That I sacrificed one.”
― Amanda Quick, Desire