Jayme

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx