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“New achievement! Mentally Unstable Clothing Hoarder! You have over 500 of the exact same, stackable clothing item in your inventory. What the hell is wrong with you? You planning on opening a thrift store? You might want to see a shrink. One that your group doesn’t immediately kill. Reward: We don’t reward this sort of behavior. It’s weird.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“He wanted me to engage a lunatic who had already turned four people into smoking meat. Okay. I could do that. “Alright, Jeremy!” I yelled into the night. “Give me the salamander and I won’t cut your head off!” Jim put his hand over his face and did some shaking.”
― Magic Burns
― Magic Burns
“My human hearing may have been nothing compared to that of a demon, but I swear on my life I heard everybody’s ass clench.”
― That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human
― That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human
“Superheroes are just American myth. They haven’t been passed down long enough to take spiritual form, but if they last another few centuries, I reckon I’ll be playing mahjong with Bruce Wayne on the same ethereal table as George Washington.” “What?” Zack shot to a new level of disbelief. “But superheroes aren’t actually worshiped as real.” “Then what’s Comic-Con, huh?”
― Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor
― Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor
“Because I'm a woman?" I asked quietly. "Because you will be the only person in the fight who hasn't been trained as a killer. I have seen my mother and my grandmother on the battlefield. Any vampire with half a mind knows better than to stand between a woman and her chosen target. When a man takes up arms, he does so for many reasons. Sometimes to punish, sometimes to intimidate or frighten. But when a woman picks up a weapon, she means to kill. So please do not take this as an insult.”
― Clean Sweep
― Clean Sweep
Johnna’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Johnna’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
250 books
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65 friends
9,297 books
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102 friends
566 books
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102 friends
59 books
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117 friends
1,516 books
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41 friends
199 books
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64 friends
299 books
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2 friends
933 books
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55 friends
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