Maggie

“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land—I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Flight 477 to Minneapolis will depart oh, let’s say, eightish. Flight 477 to Minneapolis will depart around eight, eight-thirty. Flight 477 to Minneapolis will depart while it’s still dark. Flight 477 to Minneapolis will depart before the paperback is out.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“War is, undoubtedly, hell, but there is no earthly reason why it has to start so early in the morning.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader