Maggie

“War is, undoubtedly, hell, but there is no earthly reason why it has to start so early in the morning.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. Therefore, that which we call civilization is merely the accumulated debris of a chilling number of bad nights.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Think before you speak. Read before you think.
This will give you something to think about that you didn’t make up yourself — a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.”
― Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

“Try to derive some comfort from the knowledge that if your guidance counselor were working up to his potential, he wouldn’t still be in high school.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader