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“Sorry, I’m doing the best I can answering your questions truthfully.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob in a New World: Book 12 (Steve the Noob in a New World

“How many onions do you think we’ve eaten?” he asked. Zero shrugged. “I don’t even know how long we’ve been here.” “I’d say about a week,” said Stanley. “And we probably each eat about twenty onions a day, so that’s…” “Two hundred and eighty onions,” said Zero. Stanley smiled. “I bet we really stink.”
― Louis Sachar, Holes

“Mr. Sir stared at her. He had three long red marks slanting across the left side of his face. Stanley didn’t know if the redness was caused by her nail polish or his blood. It took a moment for the venom to sink in. Suddenly, Mr. Sir screamed and clutched his face with both hands. He let himself fall over, rolling off the hearth and onto the rug.”
― Louis Sachar, Holes

“flimsy wooden sword.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob