Amanda Letterman

“I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

“There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bloody Bones

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Harlequin