Tim Taylor

“Up ahead, a large creature that looked like a badger crossed with a raccoon ambled out of the woods. It looked at them with its large, gold-rimmed eyes, twitched its sharp, whiskery snout as if to say Huh! Big deal!, then strolled the rest of the way across the road and disappeared again. Before it did, Eddie noted its tail—long and closely coiled, it looked like a fur-covered bedspring. “What was that, Roland?” “A billy-bumbler.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“Eddie nodded. “I’ll never stop now. Might not stop even if I die.”
― Stephen King, Wolves of the Calla

“The last thing I wanted was to have an argument with my wife when I was tired and she was worried. That’s the sort of argument where one of you ends up spending the night on the couch.”
― Stephen King, Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales

“The way around that is to open a trust in a different name—one that people wouldn’t instantly link to you. Like, say, The Von Schlugen-Hugen-Woogen Trust.”
― Kelly McGill, That Weekend We Were Millionaires