Tim Taylor

“See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“The way around that is to open a trust in a different name—one that people wouldn’t instantly link to you. Like, say, The Von Schlugen-Hugen-Woogen Trust.”
― Kelly McGill, That Weekend We Were Millionaires

“Up ahead, a large creature that looked like a badger crossed with a raccoon ambled out of the woods. It looked at them with its large, gold-rimmed eyes, twitched its sharp, whiskery snout as if to say Huh! Big deal!, then strolled the rest of the way across the road and disappeared again. Before it did, Eddie noted its tail—long and closely coiled, it looked like a fur-covered bedspring. “What was that, Roland?” “A billy-bumbler.”
― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

“Speaking of whores,” Max said with a twinkle, “where’s all those convict women I saw on television? Whoo-eee, some of them were mighty fine. Damn sight better looking than my chickens and pigs.”
― Arthur C. Clarke, The Garden of Rama