Thomas Paul

“Ours [religion] is without a doubt the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and the most bloody to ever infect the world.”
― Voltaire

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.”
― Steve Jobs

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
― Anatole France

“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government