Noah

“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to be chopped to screaming giblets, all so a banner can be raised over another piece of land with houses and markets and roads soon after.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos