Emily R.

“Why do you like boys?” Grant asked sourly, but with slightly more boredom than judgment.
“I don’t know, why do you like pizza?”
“Because it tastes good in my mouth.”
Patrick wasn’t about to go anywhere near that.”
― Steven Rowley, The Guncle

“What do we say in this house? Boys can do girl things and girls can do boy things. That’s not even a Guncle Rule, there shouldn’t even be boy things and girl things to begin with. People should just do what they want.”
― Steven Rowley, The Guncle

“Gay people, Christians always fighting over the symbolism when rainbows rightfully belonged to the leprechauns.”
― Steven Rowley, The Guncle

“There was no cell reception here, but Maisie’s bullshit detector was pinging.”
― Steven Rowley, The Guncle