Jake Kauffman

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Let the mind beware, that though the flesh be bugged, the circumstances of existence are pretty glorious.”
― Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums

“As long as I live under the capitalistic system I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp. This, sir, is my resignation.”
― William Faulkner

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
― Oscar Wilde