Megan

“I will never forget this,” she hissed, slowly turning to glare at each one of her Clanmates. “You have betrayed me and my kits. You will live to regret this day forever, ThunderClan, and that is a promise.”
― Erin Hunter, Mapleshade's Vengeance

“Can February March? A: No, but April May.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy

“you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means “flunk.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy