“Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.”
― The Three Musketeers
― The Three Musketeers
“In politics, my dear fellow, you know, as well as I do, there are no men, but ideas — no feelings, but interests; in politics we do not kill a man, we only remove an obstacle, that is all.”
― The Count of Monte Cristo
― The Count of Monte Cristo
“You who are in power have only the means that money produces — we who are in expectation, have those which devotion prompts.”
― The Count of Monte Cristo
― The Count of Monte Cristo
“A homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food. How can they have the nerve to beg for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there? I didn't care if this guy understood English or not. "Tell me when you're out of dog, buddy. Then we can talk about splitting a falafel.”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
― Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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