Alex

“I was looking for the key for years
But the door was always open”
― Aravind Adiga, The White Tiger

“I tell a woman in antenatal clinic that she has to give up smoking. She shoots me a look that makes me wonder if I’ve accidentally just said, ‘I want to fuck your cat,’ or ‘They’re closing Lidl’.”
― Adam Kay, This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

“Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“I wait for the significance of this to dawn. Moss grows around my feet. Glaciers form and melt.”
― C.J. Tudor, The Chalk Man