I stand in front of the brand-new bathroom mirror and force myself to look into it. I open the mirrored medicine cabinet just so, spilling an infinite trail of my own reflections deep into the glass. I stare at them, hoping that, like a
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“Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.
Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
"No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.
"I guess you nailed me then.”
― The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer
Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
"No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.
"I guess you nailed me then.”
― The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer
“The world is an inferno. It will burn until every nation has fallen, until all who oppose us are dead, until people see the true light.”
― Fugitives
― Fugitives
“It's incredible how much stamina you can find when you're fighting and enemy in battle, even if that enemy is just in your imagination.”
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“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?"
Ferbus looked up briefly to give her a smug look. "We prefer the term heterosexual life mates.”
― Croak
Ferbus looked up briefly to give her a smug look. "We prefer the term heterosexual life mates.”
― Croak
“Gansey's partying with his mother," Ronan said. He smelled like beer. "And Noah's fucking dead. But Parrish is here.”
― The Raven Boys
― The Raven Boys
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