Elaine

“Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always dying.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine later, we decided the weather was just too unpredictable, and we parted ways.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic