“Nolan decided that was a good prompt to jump in. “Yeah! You shitbag fuck-monkey! Go gargle troll dicks, you puss-ridden waste of air! Your mother likes to get double teamed by forest giants! Your dad pays sewer rats to nibble on his junk!” Everyone stared down at the boy in silence. Even a few people walking by had stopped to stare at the kid.”
― Blood Shaper: The Splintered Five Saga
― Blood Shaper: The Splintered Five Saga
“At least failures’ not fatal so you can do it again!”
― The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!
― The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!
“Do not bother trying to unbalance my father with words, Jason,” Akari said. “His will is as sharp as his blade.” “He’s holding a blunt training sword,”
― He Who Fights with Monsters 5
― He Who Fights with Monsters 5
“To food.” Cleo held her glass up. “Because I am very hungry.”
― Looting the 13th Floor 3
― Looting the 13th Floor 3
“Clive sucks donkey balls,” Bird Stash chirped as it flew out the hole.”
― He Who Fights With Monsters 7
― He Who Fights With Monsters 7
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