Melina

“Perhaps the true challenge of the Colosseum was not the fighters along the way… but the psychological damage caused by the announcer and audience.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 11

“Right… Well, on that note, I’ll leave you, Jurd. You’ve got this!” Drew said as he quickly turned to leave the forge. “Chains and whips excite me…” the axe whispered just as Drew made it to the door. “Why can’t you just be a normal talking weapon?” Jurd groaned. “I am normal. You’re the freak banging me…”
― Coldfang89, First Necromancer Book Two: A System Descent LitRPG Adventure

“Impossible,” said Lawrence. “My dad is many things, but dishonesty isn’t one of them. His cookie recipe is, and I quote, ‘totally original and definitely not copied from anywhere.”
― Patrick Laplante, Pandora Unchained 2: A Cultivation Progression Fantasy

“I didn’t ask you for a menu; I said I’ll take all your cheese!”
― Walrus King, Tunnel Rat