Pia P.

“There are those rare people who function like human magnets, who are individually so attractive – or repellent, depending on the situation – that a considerable amount more seems to happen to them, and likewise, their presence in a certain place makes more seem to happen around them. They’re magical people. They have special power.”
― Daniel Wallace, The Watermelon King

“You're a library of me.”
― Zadie Smith

“God doesn't do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, "Can I be excused the Crucifixion?" No!”
― Alan Bennett, The History Boys

“I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?”
― Joe Dunthorne, Submarine