Justin

“A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.”
― Samuel Butler

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.”
― Glen Cook, Shadow Games

“There were human cultures that taught an afterlife of the blessed on mountaintops or in clouds in caverns or oases but she could not recall any in which if you were very very good when you died you went to the beach.”
― Carl Sagan