Isaac

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield