Isaac

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin