Giselle

“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant thumbs can take him anywhere.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic