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“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic