Inzombiac

“I designed his costume!" Wardrobe paled in horror at the terrible truth. "But I didn’t know someone would use it for evil!"
"It has skulls on the socks!" Felix snarled, pointing a finger at Ryan’s boots. "What did you expect?”
― Maxime J. Durand, The Perfect Run II

“But Honey, think about it!"
"We can't just up and abandon our lives. I have my job. We have six seasons of Gossip Girl waiting for us on the DVR. We have children."
"Fuck 'em”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“We're gonna go touch butts," I said.
Marlboro lifted an eyebrow.
"Wait," he started, "Does that mean you're going to go touch each other's butts? Or like, you're going into the woods to find some butts to touch? Or, like, were you planning on touching your butts together?"
"Yep." I answered.
"Well count me in!”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“A really good mage could turn you into a pebble," said the really good mage before me.”
― Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones