Inzombiac

“The Kieffer was dead before I managed to scramble the rest of the way out and run over to his side. In a final act of defiance, he had turned both of his middle fingers up at me. I felt just the slightest amount of respect for him”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“It was stupid for a fugitive terrorist to go to a gas station, but in order to be a fugitive you have to fuge, and it's hard to fuge without gas.”
― Neal Stephenson, Zodiac

“A really good mage could turn you into a pebble," said the really good mage before me.”
― Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones

“Dearly beliked, we are gathered here tonight to pay our first and final respects to these gentle creatures. Oh, closet mice, I’m sorry you all died in a box in the back of the supply room, but I’m
grateful that at least you didn’t have to die alone. We pray that you don’t haunt this gas station. Instead may you find your peace in Heaven or whatever your mouse-religion equivalent is."
"Valhalla." I muttered.”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two