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“The Kieffer was dead before I managed to scramble the rest of the way out and run over to his side. In a final act of defiance, he had turned both of his middle fingers up at me. I felt just the slightest amount of respect for him”
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
“We're gonna go touch butts," I said.
Marlboro lifted an eyebrow.
"Wait," he started, "Does that mean you're going to go touch each other's butts? Or like, you're going into the woods to find some butts to touch? Or, like, were you planning on touching your butts together?"
"Yep." I answered.
"Well count me in!”
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
Marlboro lifted an eyebrow.
"Wait," he started, "Does that mean you're going to go touch each other's butts? Or like, you're going into the woods to find some butts to touch? Or, like, were you planning on touching your butts together?"
"Yep." I answered.
"Well count me in!”
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
“Dearly beliked, we are gathered here tonight to pay our first and final respects to these gentle creatures. Oh, closet mice, I’m sorry you all died in a box in the back of the supply room, but I’m
grateful that at least you didn’t have to die alone. We pray that you don’t haunt this gas station. Instead may you find your peace in Heaven or whatever your mouse-religion equivalent is."
"Valhalla." I muttered.”
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
grateful that at least you didn’t have to die alone. We pray that you don’t haunt this gas station. Instead may you find your peace in Heaven or whatever your mouse-religion equivalent is."
"Valhalla." I muttered.”
― Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
“I designed his costume!" Wardrobe paled in horror at the terrible truth. "But I didn’t know someone would use it for evil!"
"It has skulls on the socks!" Felix snarled, pointing a finger at Ryan’s boots. "What did you expect?”
― The Perfect Run II
"It has skulls on the socks!" Felix snarled, pointing a finger at Ryan’s boots. "What did you expect?”
― The Perfect Run II
“It was stupid for a fugitive terrorist to go to a gas station, but in order to be a fugitive you have to fuge, and it's hard to fuge without gas.”
― Zodiac
― Zodiac
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