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“People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.”
― Lemony Snicket

“Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.”
― Lemony Snicket

“What a schmuck!”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

“A book lying idle on a shelf is wasted ammunition.”
― Henry Miller, The Books in My Life