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“Humans claim that the human body is "beautiful", but if you go outside naked, they arrest you immediately, so what does that tell you?”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill

“Last year's fashions were all lace and ruffles. I refused to add a single ruffle, which means that I may continue wearing this gown in style *and* that I did not spend last year looking like a birthday cake. An enormous savings in both money and dignity.”
― T. Kingfisher, A Sorceress Comes to Call

“Interlibrary loans are a wonder of the world and a glory of civilization.”
― Jo Walton, Among Others

“That is very horrifying and I want to go home," I said, although I pronounced it, "Ah. I see.”
― T. Kingfisher, What Stalks the Deep