Arianna

“You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.”
― Maureen Johnson, Suite Scarlett

“It is perfectly true, as philosophers say, that life must be understood backwards. But they forget the other proposition, that it must be lived forwards.”
― Søren Kierkegaard

“After dinner, Edwart took me upstairs to see his room. At the top of the stairs was a giant wooden cross.

"Ironic, huh?" Edwart said.

"Why?" I asked with trepidation, imagining that, at any second, Edwart would turn into dust, which I would then sweep up and disperse over my furniture so he would always be with me.

"Because we're Jewish, of course--nonpracticing.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight

“You know what they say. When God slams a door on your fingers, he opens a window so you can scream for help.”
― Jennifer Sommersby, Sleight