Lisa Stevenson

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”
― Stephen King, The Stand

“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain