Lisa Stevenson

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”
― William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 2

“O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd! She was a vixen when she went to school; And though she be but little, she is fierce.”
― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream

“When all else fails, give up and go to the library.”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63