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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
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“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”
― Mort
― Mort
“Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for a moment.
"No," he said eventually, "what?"
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.”
― Mort
Mort thought for a moment.
"No," he said eventually, "what?"
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.”
― Mort
“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT'D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN'T IT?”
― Mort
― Mort
“Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.”
― Mort
― Mort
Michael’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Michael’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
892 books
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100 friends
342 books
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41 friends
834 books
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57 friends
577 books
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31 friends
257 books
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58 friends
1,269 books
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4,714 friends
658 books
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8 friends
96 books
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12 friends
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