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“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

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“John tipped a finger at him and said, "Yep. Thanks for calling us, Drake. You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

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“You think the jellyfish ate her?"
"Bones and all?"
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

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“Well," I said. "Nothing to do right now but wander the fuck into that abandoned building, totally unarmed.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

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“I don't see it right now - maybe it was in a different book - but anyway, he says that when you read the Bible, the Devil looks back at you through the pages."
"What, like his Bible was possessed? Holy shit, he must have been the worst priest ever.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

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