Blaine Hall

“When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”
― Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus

“Sloan & Dex...

“You skipped puberty didn’t you?”

Dex let out a wistful sigh. “It wasn’t for me.”

Sloane laughed as he carried Dex out of the room. “You’re hopeless.”

“I’m also nonrefundable.”

“Surely there’s a return policy.”

“Forget it. You’re way past the thirty-day refund period. You’re stuck with me now. And before you ask, I’m also nontransferable and nonexchangeable. If you donate me to charity there’s no tax write-off because technically that would be considered Human trafficking.”

“Wow. You’ve got your bases covered.”

“You bet. Should have paid more attention to the Dexter J. Daley boyfriend agreement.”

Sloane dropped him onto the counter and stepped between his legs to pull him close. “I don’t recall this boyfriend agreement.”

“You might have been sleeping at the time, but sleep during the reading of the DJDBA is covered in the fine print. As long as you have a pulse, you’re considered present and accounted for.”

“Duly noted.”
― Charlie Cochet, Rack & Ruin

“From Angel Martinez bio

She currently lives in Delaware in a drinking town with a college problem...”
― Angel Martinez, Finn

“To err is human - but it feels divine.”
― Mae West