Norman

“Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,”
― John Ringo, Under a Graveyard Sky

“Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled, or dead?”
― David Weber, Flag in Exile

“Beowulf stopped and winced, listening to the echo of music. “What on earth is that sound?” “Music,” Adam replied. “Kanye West.” Beowulf grimaced, covering his ears with his hands. “That sounds like two cats copulating in a cave.”
― Zack Archer, The Swordsman

“Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.”
― David Weber, Out of the Dark