Norman

“It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.”
― David Weber, Field of Dishonor

“Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.”
― David Weber, Out of the Dark

“Beowulf stopped and winced, listening to the echo of music. “What on earth is that sound?” “Music,” Adam replied. “Kanye West.” Beowulf grimaced, covering his ears with his hands. “That sounds like two cats copulating in a cave.”
― Zack Archer, The Swordsman

“Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege,”
― John Ringo, Under a Graveyard Sky