Justin Rentner

“Meanwhile the whole of the Realm worries that I may already have seen my last winter, yet have appointed no heir to succeed me—while High Lords like Aquitaine seem ready to swim to the throne through a river of blood, if necessary.” Miles considered the enormity of it for a moment in silence. “Balls.”
― Jim Butcher, Academ's Fury

“It has been ages since we dined well. That was the day before yesterday. Ages.”
― Lindsay Buroker, Origins

“Please, if not for me, you’d have more holes in you than bubble cheese. You can’t give me a couple of minutes of self-absorbed delusion before smothering me with reality?”
― Lindsay Buroker, Dragon Storm

“Anything worth doing always starts as a bad idea.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Siege and Storm