Carl: Am I allowed to say, “Go fuck yourself, Zev” still, or will I get in trouble? Zev: No. We’re not saying that anymore. Carl: Okay. I’ll try to think of a nicer way to say it. Donut: CARL, DON’T BE MEAN TO ZEV. SHE JUST GOT HER JOB
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“Probably dead. There’s maybe five hunters in the non-saferoom pub near the center of town. Place called Cold Stone Creamery. Louis: I love that place.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
“Probably dead. There’s maybe five hunters in the non-saferoom pub near the center of town. Place called Cold Stone Creamery. Louis: I love that place. Donut: OMG NOBODY BLOW UP THE ICE CREAM SHOP.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
“Fair enough. Number two: Ask a woman how much she weighs. Then lift her. She’ll have increased in weight. Feruchemists, every one.”
― The Lost Metal
― The Lost Metal
“Death, but not for you, gunslinger.”
― The Dark Tower
― The Dark Tower
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