Melissa

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."
Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.
Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Does it bother you, me being half naked all the time?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Why am I covered in feathers”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn