Dave Whitney

“Wakey wakey eggs and bacey!”
― Jayson James, Drifting

“Sorry. Sometimes my mouth engages before making contact with my brain.”
― Jayson James, Tormented Discovery

“Scott had some sort of power, or force field. In essence, he was like fucking gay guy repellant. Not a single gay guy would come anywhere near me, let alone talk to or hit on me when he was around.”
― Jayson James, Drifting

“If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
― Stephen King