R. G.

“Fangs are more pointed, and vampires use fangs to bite people on the neck.'
'Yech! Who'd want to do that?'
'Vampires would, that's who.'
'Wait a minute. I saw Mrs. Monroe bite Mr. Monroe on the neck once. Does that mean she's a vampire?'
'Boy, are you dumb. She's not a vampire. She's a lawyer.”
― Deborah and James Howe, Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery

“I would rather people think I don’t bathe enough than think I don’t read enough.”
― Rachel Held Evans, Faith Unraveled: How a Girl Who Knew All the Answers Learned to Ask Questions

“My Christian faith tells me that good news is only good if it is for everyone, otherwise it's just ideology.”
― Nadia Bolz-Weber, Shameless: A Case for Not Feeling Bad About Feeling Good

“This world is unforgiving and cruel to those it judges as even the slightest bit outside the norm.”
― Seanan McGuire, Every Heart a Doorway