Emily Hoffmann

“It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

“When he heard there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept… “Why did I ever wake up!” he cried.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

“Whatever you are is all okay.
I don't like you anyway.”
― Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It

“What have I got in my pocket?" he said aloud. He was talking to himself, but Gollum thought it was a riddle, and he was frightfully upset.
"Not fair! not fair!" he hissed. "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again