“If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”
― Black Ops
― Black Ops
“Bitches be crazy.”
― Paradise
― Paradise
“Friedlander chuckled. “Why did the two blondes freeze to death at the drive-in theater?” “I don’t know?” “They went to see ‘Closed for the Winter’.” “Ha!”
― Paradise
― Paradise
“My suggestion is you find one woman, and do your best to understand her. I hear that is quite rewarding.”
― Paradise
― Paradise
“I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.”
― Columbus Day
― Columbus Day
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