Stephanie

“I'm not a slave to your destiny. I walk my own road. I make my own mistakes. And maybe this is one of them. But I'll fucking own it. because it's my choice. My life. My fate.”
― Jay Kristoff, Darkdawn

“Oh, fuck me," you were thinking, "it's been awhile. I wonder where all the footnotes went. Maybe the author got embarrassed by everyone in his own book taking a steaming shit on them, and decided to refrain for the rest of the novel."

Well, fuck you, gentle friends.”
― Jay Kristoff, Darkdawn

“You could always put a shirt on.'
'It'd ruin my Murderous Bitch aesthetic.”
― Jay Kristoff, Darkdawn

“Some of the best demigods have gotten their start by blowing up toilets.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle