Lydia

“TBH, I didn’t want to wipe the kid’s face, but I had already committed to it.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber Presents: Hall Monitors (a funny chapter book for ages 9-12) : From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Follow me!’ Stella struck into the woods like a Sergeant Major. Tom pursued, his trowel clutched at his chest, ready for combat. The cool of the woods brought welcome relief; they had both worked up a sweat and”
― Karen Inglis, The Secret Lake

“was thick and wet and smelly. It was like getting punched in the face with a fart.”
― Marcus Emerson, Ben Braver and the Incredible Exploding Kid

“heard he once took the bus to work Completely in the nude.”
― Sterling Bradford, I Think I'd Make A Good Principal and Other Funny Poems for Kids