Nikita T. Mitchell

“Two thousand and seven was the year we officially entered our late twenties - the starting line of the death march to menopause.”
― Helena Andrews, Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir

“By then she was the only one of her seven siblings without a child and quickly approaching thirty (which is like forty when you adjust for inflation since 1980).”
― Helena Andrews, Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir

“I don't think Michelle [Obama:] minds bein our new muse. I think she gets it. We little brown girls - drunk off The Cosby Show, sobered up by life, and a little suicidal - we need her.”
― Helena Andrews, Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir

“One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
I'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickle?
A penny?
Oh isnt there isnt there isnt there any
One person who will buy this sister for sale
This crying spying old young sister for sale.”
― Shel Silverstein