Joanne

“Somehow it seemed nobler to die naked like a savage than with a terry cloth towel around my waist.”
― Mark Tufo, Zombie Fallout

“Women are smarter.” “Well, I mean, I know that. I guess I just didn’t realize how much more.”
― Mark Tufo, Tattered Remnants

“There’s not a woman alive that will let the facts get in the way of them winning an argument.”
― Mark Tufo, For the Fallen

“Fine, just don’t get shot again,” she told me as she grabbed her backpack. Really? I thought. Wouldn’t that kind of be the first thing I would avoid? That’s like saying, ‘Don’t let that train hit you’. Or, ‘don’t let the chainsaw-wielding madman disembowel you’. Or better yet ‘Contents of Coffee Cup are extremely hot, do not pour in lap’.”
― Mark Tufo, For the Fallen