Momo

“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"
Eric, my big bullshitter”
― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“A hot lust for glory, gems, gold or mates,
Leads reckless young drakes to the blackest of fates.”
― E.E. Knight, Dragon Champion

“I hope your bacon burns.”
― Diana Wynne Jones , Howl's Moving Castle