Elena A. D.

“My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to make you gorgeous, girlfriend.”
― Bratniss Everclean, The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

“He's crying so hard now that he's getting that fat kid in a white t-shirt at a pool look.”
― Bratniss Everclean, The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

“The tree leaves rustled like that noise e-books make when you turn the page.”
― Daniel Nayeri, Straw House, Wood House, Brick House, Blow

“Rock-a-bye, Bratniss, in your safe cage,
These bars will protect you when mommy's enraged.
If she should break through them,
Don't have any fear,
I made a machine that shoots tranquilizer darts at her if she gets too near.”
― Bratniss Everclean, The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody