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“Keep that hairy mutt outside the great hall,” Merlin ordered as they made their way to the treasury door. “No.” “You are acting like a child.” “I am a woman masquerading as a 15 year old boy king who makes no decisions about his own kingdom. The least you will allow me to do is to make decisions regarding my pets.” “Fine.”
― K.M. Shea, Enchanted

“Alright next question: I saw someone walking a guinea pig on a leash down Main Street of the town I live in Is this normal behavior I should copy?” “Oh gosh. No. Tell them NO!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“True.  It’s my own fault, I suppose. I shouldn’t have married a man who is prettier than I am.”
― K.M. Shea, Beauty and the Beast

“Hate cannot drive out hate.”
― K.M. Shea, Cinderella and the Colonel