Nonautomaton

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
― William Gibson, Neuromancer

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln