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“And he was standing there, reading one of those big books. You know the kind. Usually you can’t even understand their stupid titles, and when you try to read them you get one word in and get really sleepy. And it’s so stupid to try anyway, because if the stupid book is any good they’ll make a TV movie out of it and then you can watch that instead”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story

“who accompany ignorants, lives in misery.”
― Imam Ali Ibn Abi Talib

“It was woman who gave man agriculture and the home; she domesticated man as she domesticated the sheep and the pig.”
― Will Durant, The Greatest Minds and Ideas of All Time

“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story