Stacy ( cr33pycrawlspace )

“People keep others from jumping off the ledge because they don’t want to have to scoop brains off their front porch.”
― Kristopher Triana, Full Brutal

“Sabotaging people romantically might seem timid compared to crushing their skulls with toilet tank lids, but hurting people is an art, and I enjoyed it in all its many forms.”
― Kristopher Triana, Full Brutal

“In reality it was just what is usually seen in the houses of people of moderate means who want to appear rich, and therefore succeed only in resembling otherslike themselves: there are damasks, dark wood, plants, rugs, and dull and polished bronzes -- all the things people of a certain class have in order to resemble other people of that class. His house was so like the others that it would never have been noticed, but to him it all seemed to be quite exceptional.”
― Leo Tolstoy, The Death of Ivan Ilych

“I hoped her brakes would fail and we would slam into the back of another car and spin upside-down into a ditch, horribly mutilating her while leaving me unscathed.”
― Kristopher Triana, Full Brutal