Canyon

“That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.”
― Bill Cosby

“We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!”
― Chris Rock

“Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness.”
― Brian Regan

“Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!”
― Jeff Dunham