Lydia

“I had multiple, passive, low-tier stealth movement abilities that never worked for shit because I traveled with a dinosaur and a talking cat, but I hoped it would help cover my passage now.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“I’ve never been so proud. Unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches! Hell yeah!”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“People keep saying that they don’t trust how you might react if something happens to me, but they never ask how I might react if something were to happen to you. I don’t want to find out. Not today, not ever. I love you, too.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“There is nothing worse than a hot fart in an enclosed space.”
― S.L. Rowland, Pangea Online: The Complete Trilogy