Morcys

“The “truth” can be screamed from a thousand rooftops, and unless it is convenient to hear it will fall on deaf ears.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook

“I knew a young guy who was studying to be a mortician many years ago. People always got around to the question, after much verbal detouring, “Why do you want to be a mortician?” The reply was, “Because I like to play with dead bodies.” That is what is known as “pulling the rug out from under.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook

“Large breasts are associated with feminine women, regardless of the slenderness of their hips. The capacity of a milk container cannot be told by its outside dimensions. Femininity is more accurately displayed by generous hips. Guess you can tell I favor women with big asses.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook

“Don’t help someone who has proven himself a consistent failure in the past.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook