Morcys

“I knew a young guy who was studying to be a mortician many years ago. People always got around to the question, after much verbal detouring, “Why do you want to be a mortician?” The reply was, “Because I like to play with dead bodies.” That is what is known as “pulling the rug out from under.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook

“Large breasts are associated with feminine women, regardless of the slenderness of their hips. The capacity of a milk container cannot be told by its outside dimensions. Femininity is more accurately displayed by generous hips. Guess you can tell I favor women with big asses.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook

“How do I die?"
"That's simple! You just live. All living creatures die eventually."
"I see... I have to live... until I figure out how to die..."
"That's right. Just keep going, and your life will end before you know it. That's when death happens.”
― Keiichi Sigsawa, キノの旅 -the Beautiful World- XII

“Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like.”
― Anton Szandor LaVey, The Devil's Notebook